10 Off-the-Hook Tees

There are few things worse than a guy who takes himself too srsly. Do your part in ridding the world of humorless losers and yank a few chains with these brilliantly funny tees.

1. I love sleeping. It’s like being dead, without the commitment.

2. It’s just a matter of time before they add the word “syndrome” after my last name.

3. I love me. You should too!

4. Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

5. When I fart, you’ll be the second to know.

6. Cereal killer.

7. I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.

8. I can do all those things your boyfriend can’t.

9. Don’t forget to pay your taxes. 12 million illegal aliens depend on it.

10. Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

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