7 New Roadkill Tshirts

Just when you think you’ve found your favorite funny Roadkill tshirt, there we go adding to the vault. How can you resist shirts that mock, offend and allude to sexually deviant behavior? Why would you want to resist? Give in to your inner freak and try one of our new, hilarious shirts on for size.

1. Beards turn laziness into awesomeness.

2. I wish you could order karma like flowers and have it delivered.

3. You know that feeling when you are tilting your chair back and you go too far and almost fall and then catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.

4. I enjoy long romantic walks…to the fridge.

5. I disagree. But I respect your right to be stupid.

6. I’m looking forward to regretting this.

7. You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a beer. And that’s kind of the same thing.

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