What would spring be (achoo) without flowers, blooming trees and a warm breeze sending millions of (achoo) pollen spores up your nose and into your sinuses to cling, inflame and irritate them till the 4th of July. (Pardon us while we pause to irrigate with our Neti pot. Ok, that’s better.) Well, you know what we say, kif you’re going to have to endure allergies, you might as well do it with a little attitude. Here, 2 shirts that are nothing to sneeze at:
1. Allergic to stupid people.
2. I’m allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.