Looks like Pope John Paul didn’t really need the patience of a saint. He was rushed through the canonization process by the powers that be in the Catholic church and will become a full-fledged saint in a matter of days. Regardless of how you feel about it (JP is accused of protecting pedophile priests), you gotta admit he looked cool in the Popemobile. So, to honor His Holiness, we’ve selected some holier-than-thou shirts. Wear one, then go to confession!
1. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
2. I was an atheist until I realized I was God.
3. God is great, beer is good and people are crazy.