May Day traditionally celebrates the beginning of spring and fertility—of the soil, the animals and, of course, people. Given its historical and religious significance, it would be almost sacrilege not to bang a babe in May. Here, 6 tshirts that will get her swooning…
1. Boobies make me smile.
2. Here I am. Now what are your other 2 wishes?
3. FBI. Female Body Inspector.
4. I feel sorry for people that don’t know me.
5. I want you inside me. That’s hot.
6. I’m here to lay pipe.