God made duct tape for a reason, and its name is Donald Sterling. Magic Johnson, please put your fist in this guy’s mouth to shut him the hell up. And when you do, we’d love to see you wearing one of these tell-it-like-it-is Roadkill tees:
1. I love the sound you make when you shut up!
2. My headphones are in. Stop talking to me.
3. Can you hear me now?
4. I hear voices and they don’t like you.
5. I’m already visualizing you with duct tape over your mouth.
6. You can’t fix stupid. Not even with duct tape.