6 Shirts for a Long Weekend

We’re embarking on a three-day weekend, which means plenty of tshirt-wearing time! Here, a few of our favorites:

1. Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

2. I’m addicted to the hokey pokey. But then I turned myself around.

3. I love sleeping. It’s like being dead without the commitment.

4. Some people just need a sympathetic pat on the head…with a hammer.

5. The drunker I get, the more karate I know.

6. There’s a name for people without beards. Women.

 

 

 

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