We’re embarking on a three-day weekend, which means plenty of tshirt-wearing time! Here, a few of our favorites:
1. Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
2. I’m addicted to the hokey pokey. But then I turned myself around.
3. I love sleeping. It’s like being dead without the commitment.
4. Some people just need a sympathetic pat on the head…with a hammer.
5. The drunker I get, the more karate I know.
6. There’s a name for people without beards. Women.