Hey, the Fourth of July isn’t all about fireworks and flags, hot dogs and cold beers. It’s about paying homage to our founding fathers who valued freedom and democracy and inalienable rights (cue the national anthem, please). So if you’re proud to be an American, give it up for Ben and Thomas and even Abe, although he was a hundred or so years after the Revolution, but you get our drift. These dudes had a clue!
1. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take it away.
2. What do you mean press one for English?
3. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. (Truth Ben! This is why you’re my favorite Founding Father.)
4. Be excellent to each other.