Berlin police were called recently to a large stone sculpture of a vagina. There they found a young American (yes, it always has to be an American) exchange student caught in, er, the great divide. Yep. He went there. He was stuck in the snake charmer, wedged in the wand waxer, pinned in the pushin’ cushion. You may call him stupid, juvenile, maybe even, well, cunning. We’ll just call him f@#%ed.