Been to the beach lately? If so then you know there are two types of bodies out there. Bangin’ and Beluga-whale-big. There truly is very little in between, unless you’re about 10 years old. And, of course, the Beluga-whale-big bodies think they are really bangin’ bodies, perhaps with a slight layer of insulation. No matter, the bikinis still come out, and you will be glad when the noon day sun scorches your eyeballs. But this is where Roadkill T-shirts come in. Covering up that bulge, that flaw, that pooch has never been easier or more stylish. Hey, we’re all for keeping it real. And covered.