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A throwback shirt that would most likely fit a person who was young when “Married With Children” was on (and are now old enough to experience similar situations), or was old enough already to associate with it. If you’ve never watched the show it essentially details the interactions of Al and his family. This is the—what is now typical—family archetype where the dad is somewhat bumbling, the mom is hot, and the children are losers/or going through “that age”. This shirt basically represents the stage that many people go through around their mid lives and are reminiscent on the old days.

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