You Can Have My Guns Bullets First

Introducing our political "You can have my guns, bullets first!" funny T-shirt. This sarcastic and funny T shirt is ideal for the guys who cant spend a moment away from their guns and love their right to own one. This funny tee is guaranteed to appeal to your patriotic friends and also showcase your brilliant sense of humor.

At roadkill, we make sure to craft our funny t-shirts with only the best materials and for overwhelming comfort because we appreciate the functionality of our patriotic customers. Perfect for rallying as well as a normal day out. This Funny Political t-shirt would also make the perfect gift for a friend or family member who loves his rights, has a great sense of humor and appreciates funny tees.

We know how much funny political shirts matter and we leave no stone unturned when it comes to our efforts in designing a funny t-shirt. Our spirit for our country is unwavering, freedom of speech makes America what it is, so get your "you can have my bullets first" T-shirt now. So, what are you waiting for? Get yours today and start spreading the humor!

Roadkilltshirts has all the funny t shirts that are awesome for those who are looking for novelty T shirts to wear. Who doesn't love to wear a funny graphic tee, and who doesn't giggle when they see hilarious sayings on a t-shirt. Take humor seriously, and support America and get your political t-shirt for the next rally!

At Roadkill, We make t-shirts in all shapes and sizes whether it be small or 3XL, for a man or a woman, check the size chart above for clarity as to what would fit your body shape. We make and design awesome hoodies as well with their own respective sizes.

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.