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Whether you're relaxing at home, watching the game, enjoying a barbecue, or spending time with friends, this design brings a lighthearted touch to your everyday outfit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW210877693 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.425px; font-family: Calibri, 'Calibri_EmbeddedFont', 'Calibri_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" data-ccp-props='{\"134233117\":false,\"134233118\":false,\"335551550\":0,\"335551620\":0,\"335559738\":240,\"335559739\":240}'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW210877693 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.425px; font-family: Calibri, 'Calibri_EmbeddedFont', 'Calibri_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" data-ccp-props='{\"134233117\":false,\"134233118\":false,\"335551550\":0,\"335551620\":0,\"335559738\":240,\"335559739\":240}'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW210877693 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW210877693 BCX2\" lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 16px 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.425px; font-family: Calibri, 'Calibri_EmbeddedFont', 'Calibri_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW210877693 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW210877693 BCX2\"\u003eRoadkill T-Shirts creates funny, screen-printed apparel for people who enjoy wearing their sense of humour. 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Wear it for casual weekends, birthday celebrations, backyard parties, or your next get-together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW210877693 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.425px; font-family: Calibri, 'Calibri_EmbeddedFont', 'Calibri_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" data-ccp-props='{\"134233117\":false,\"134233118\":false,\"335551550\":0,\"335551620\":0,\"335559738\":240,\"335559739\":240}'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW210877693 BCX2\" lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 16px 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.425px; font-family: Calibri, 'Calibri_EmbeddedFont', 'Calibri_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW210877693 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW210877693 BCX2\"\u003eShow off your sense of humour with a shirt that's sure to spark a smile. Browse more funny designs at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca class=\"Hyperlink SCXW210877693 BCX2\" style=\"text-decoration: none; color: inherit;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.roadkilltshirts.com\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 255); font-size: 11pt; text-decoration: underline; line-height: 19.425px; font-family: Calibri, 'Calibri_EmbeddedFont', 'Calibri_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" data-contrast=\"none\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun Underlined SCXW210877693 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW210877693 BCX2\" data-ccp-charstyle=\"Hyperlink\"\u003eRoadkill T shirts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.425px; font-family: Calibri, 'Calibri_EmbeddedFont', 'Calibri_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW210877693 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW210877693 BCX2\"\u003e and find a favourite for your wardrobe or your next gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW210877693 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.425px; font-family: Calibri, 'Calibri_EmbeddedFont', 'Calibri_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" data-ccp-props='{\"134233117\":false,\"134233118\":false,\"335551550\":0,\"335551620\":0,\"335559738\":240,\"335559739\":240}'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Roadkill T-Shirts™","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67617686520032,"sku":"PS_0476_WIFE_BEER","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"(D#RKOXSJL)","offer_id":68337265180896,"sku":"PS_0476_WIFE_BEER_MAA_1XL_DBLU_FoS","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0471\/8592\/0158\/files\/ZGduzzI5.jpg?v=1793247164"},{"product_id":"please-be-patient-with-me-im-from-the-1900s","title":"Please Be Patient With Me I'm From The 1900's","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW150223370 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW150223370 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: auto 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" style=\"font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18px; font-family: Times New Roman, 'Times New Roman_EmbeddedFont', 'Times New Roman_MSFontService', serif; font-weight: bold;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003ePlease Be Patient \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun ContextualSpellingAndGrammarErrorV2Themed SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003eWith\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e Me\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun ContextualSpellingAndGrammarErrorV2Themed SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e I'm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e From The 1900's\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" style=\"font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18px; font-family: Times New Roman, 'Times New Roman_EmbeddedFont', 'Times New Roman_MSFontService', serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e is the perfect funny t-shirt for anyone who misses the good old days and enjoys joking about getting older. Give your everyday outfit a nostalgic twist with a humorous statement that connects generations and starts conversations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW150223370 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18px; font-family: Times New Roman, 'Times New Roman_EmbeddedFont', 'Times New Roman_MSFontService', serif;\" data-ccp-props='{\"134233117\":true,\"134233118\":true,\"201341983\":0,\"335559740\":240}'\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW150223370 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW150223370 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: auto 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" style=\"font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18px; font-family: Times New Roman, 'Times New Roman_EmbeddedFont', 'Times New Roman_MSFontService', serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003eRoadkill T-Shirts creates \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun ContextualSpellingAndGrammarErrorV2Themed SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003efunny screen-printed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e apparel for people who prefer personality over plain, forgettable clothing. Choose your preferred shirt style, size, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SpellingErrorV2Themed SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003ecolour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e, and design placement to match your taste.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW150223370 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18px; font-family: Times New Roman, 'Times New Roman_EmbeddedFont', 'Times New Roman_MSFontService', serif;\" data-ccp-props='{\"134233117\":true,\"134233118\":true,\"201341983\":0,\"335559740\":240}'\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW150223370 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW150223370 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: auto 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" style=\"font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18px; font-family: Times New Roman, 'Times New Roman_EmbeddedFont', 'Times New Roman_MSFontService', serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003eWear \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" style=\"font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18px; font-family: Times New Roman, 'Times New Roman_EmbeddedFont', 'Times New Roman_MSFontService', serif; font-weight: bold;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003ePlease Be Patient \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun ContextualSpellingAndGrammarErrorV2Themed SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003eWith\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e Me\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun ContextualSpellingAndGrammarErrorV2Themed SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e I'm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e From The 1900's\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" style=\"font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18px; font-family: Times New Roman, 'Times New Roman_EmbeddedFont', 'Times New Roman_MSFontService', serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e for casual outings, family gatherings, birthdays, or retro-themed events. It also makes a thoughtful, funny gift for parents, friends, colleagues, and anyone who proudly remembers life before smartphones took over.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW150223370 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18px; font-family: Times New Roman, 'Times New Roman_EmbeddedFont', 'Times New Roman_MSFontService', serif;\" data-ccp-props='{\"134233117\":true,\"134233118\":true,\"201341983\":0,\"335559740\":240}'\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW150223370 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW150223370 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: auto 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" style=\"font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18px; font-family: Times New Roman, 'Times New Roman_EmbeddedFont', 'Times New Roman_MSFontService', serif;\" class=\"TextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW150223370 BCX2\"\u003eReady for more laughs? 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It’s also an easy Halloween costume for the guy who remembers Halloween at about 5 p.m. on October 31. Add jeans and you’re a casually dressed gentleman. Add shorts and you’re probably the reason they clarified the dress code.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTuxedo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in multiple colors and styles, including short-sleeve T-shirts, tall sizes, long-sleeve shirts, and hoodies. The printed formalwear details do the dressing up for you, with no separate jacket or bow tie to keep track of. Pick one for yourself or give it to the friend who considers clean sneakers formal attire. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWant to check out our other Tuxedo designs? Look at  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roadkilltshirts.com\/products\/tuxedo-red?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=716e13577\u0026amp;_ss=r\" title=\"Tuxedo Red\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eTuxedo Red\u003c\/a\u003e  and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roadkilltshirts.com\/products\/tshirt-tux?_pos=2\u0026amp;_sid=716e13577\u0026amp;_ss=r\" title=\"Tuxedo T-Shirt\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eTuxedo T-Shirt. \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNeed something for the rest of your questionable social calendar? Browse Roadkill’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roadkilltshirts.com\/collections\/novelty-t-shirts\" title=\"Novelty T-Shirts\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNovelty T-Shirts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roadkilltshirts.com\/collections\/relationships\" title=\"Relationships\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelationships\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collections. 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The other might explain why you’re no longer allowed to give the wedding toast.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Roadkill T-Shirts™","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68312693145824,"sku":"PS_1014_TUXEDO_NEW","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0471\/8592\/0158\/files\/DWwPfCvw.jpg?v=1793232340"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.roadkilltshirts.com\/collections\/front-middle.oembed","provider":"Roadkill T-Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}