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Title: "Embrace Life's Quirks with Our 'That Awkward Moment Between Birth and Death' Funny T-Shirt!"

Description: Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, where humor meets fashion to celebrate life's quirks and intricacies! If you're on the lookout for a tee that captures the essence of life's peculiarities with a twist of humor, our 'That Awkward Moment Between Birth and Death' Funny T-Shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.

⏳😅 Embrace Life's Bittersweet Humor: Imagine summing up the enigma of existence in a witty phrase – that's the essence of our 'That Awkward Moment Between Birth and Death' design! This thought-provoking yet hilarious artwork encapsulates life's mysteries and awkward pauses, making it an ideal choice for those who appreciate humor that goes beyond the surface. Whether you're a deep thinker with a penchant for laughter or simply someone who enjoys a touch of irony, this shirt is bound to resonate with your style.

🎨 Crafted for Comfort and Expression: But it's not just about the message – our 'That Awkward Moment Between Birth and Death' T-Shirt boasts exceptional comfort and style. Made from premium, soft fabric, this shirt ensures a cozy fit that lasts throughout your day's journey. Its versatile unisex design effortlessly complements any outfit, whether you're out exploring the world or simply taking it easy.

🎁 The Perfect Gift for Reflective Minds: Searching for a gift that's as thought-provoking as it is amusing? Look no further! Our funny tee is a fantastic way to celebrate life's uncertainties while sharing a heartfelt laugh. Perfect for introspective individuals, birthdays, or as an everyday gesture, this shirt is a thoughtful and intriguing present that's sure to spark conversations.

🌟 Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts? At RoadKill T Shirts, we're all about blending fashion with wit to create memorable connections. Our designs are carefully curated to inspire contemplation, laughter, and a sense of identity. Each piece is meticulously crafted with meticulous attention to detail and a commitment to top-tier quality, ensuring you're not just buying a shirt – you're investing in wearable art that reflects your personality.

🛒 Embrace Life's Unpredictability Today! Ready to infuse your style with a touch of life's philosophical quirks? Add the 'That Awkward Moment Between Birth and Death' Funny T-Shirt to your cart and let your unique perspective shine. Don't miss out on the opportunity to own a shirt that captures life's mysteries and humor – order now and experience the joy of wearing a T-shirt that's a conversation starter and a style statement in one!

Note: Our shirts come in a range of sizes for the perfect fit. Act quickly – these tees are in high demand!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.