Funny T-shirts

As wise men say, laughter is the best medicine. Indeed, our daily routines can be subject to monotony, and here, comedy offers us an outlet that provides much-needed relief. At Roadkill T-shirts, our Funny T-shirts are guaranteed to put a smile on both your and your beloved’s faces. After all, life’s too short to not smile more! Some of our top favorite funny T-shirts for men and women alike include:

Funny T-shirts

Sometimes a joke at one’s own expense can be the perfect ice breaker. These funny, sarcastic T-shirts are just what you need to seem approachable to those around you. Also, it’s a great way to tell people that you have a sense of humor! Our best ones include:

I’m nicer than my face looks
That awkward moment when someone reads your T-shirt
I can’t have kids, my dog is allergic
I’m not rude, I just say what everyone else is thinking
If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself

The pun in “punny”:

Our list of funny T-shirt designs would go incomplete without the inclusion of puns. These quirky and funny graphic tees add a subtle twist to your day. It is the perfect way to showcase your intellectual comedic skills and those who appreciate puns will certainly thank you. Our collection includes:

I found this humerus
I’m here to kick ass
I really mustache you a question
The first step is admitting you have a problem
I put the stud in study
Beards. They grow on you!

Quirky insults:

It’s important to be able to take a joke but finding the right crowd can be hard sometimes. Let our funny T-shirts online do the screening for you. These jokes may be at the expense of the people reading them, but they offer a unique way of connection. The best-sellers in our cheap, funny T-shirt collections include:

I took a pain pill, why are you still here?
I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you
Do I look like your therapist?
Someone’s therapist knows all about you
Not a hugger

Timeless comedy:

The best kinds of jokes are the ones that expertly craft current affair topics into bite-sized captions. These funny tee-shirts hone in on facts that will both educate and humor those around you. Clothing that never goes out of style will always stay relevant. Here are our top favorites:

2021 - finally
I washed my hand before it was cool
The 90’s - many memories, no evidence.
Stay back 6 feet
2020 - the year for introverts.
Home school valedictorian: class of 2020

TV show and movie references:

Sometimes the best laughs are the ones that are relatable to those around them. Everyone has a favorite movie or TV-show and our combination of humor and television is just what the doctor ordered. Be sure to get your pick of funny T-shirts for the women and men in your lives. Here’s what we have in store:

The Golf Father
I see dumb people
I’m the quiet neighbor with the big freezer
I am your father
Challenge accepted
Drunkin’ Grownups

Funny T-shirts

I’m nicer than my face looks
That awkward moment when someone reads your T-shirt
I can’t have kids, my dog is allergic
I’m not rude, I just say what everyone else is thinking
If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself

The pun in “punny”:

I found this humerus
I’m here to kick ass
I really mustache you a question
The first step is admitting you have a problem
I put the stud in study
Beards. They grow on you!

Quirky insults:

I took a pain pill, why are you still here?
I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you
Do I look like your therapist?
Someone’s therapist knows all about you
Not a hugger

Timeless comedy:

2021 - finally
I washed my hand before it was cool
The 90’s - many memories, no evidence.
Stay back 6 feet
2020 - the year for introverts.
Home school valedictorian: class of 2020

TV show and movie references:

The Golf Father
I see dumb people
I’m the quiet neighbor with the big freezer
I am your father
Challenge accepted
Drunkin’ Grownups