Funny T-shirts

As wise men say, laughter is the best medicine. Indeed, our daily routines can be subject to monotony, and here, comedy offers us an outlet that provides much-needed relief. At Roadkill T-shirts, our Funny T-shirts are guaranteed to put a smile on both your and your beloved’s faces. After all, life’s too short to not smile more! Some of our top favorite funny T-shirts for men and women alike include:

Funny T-shirts

Sometimes a joke at one’s own expense can be the perfect ice breaker. These funny, sarcastic T-shirts are just what you need to seem approachable to those around you. Also, it’s a great way to tell people that you have a sense of humor! Our best ones include:

  1. I’m nicer than my face looks
  2. That awkward moment when someone reads your T-shirt
  3. I can’t have kids, my dog is allergic
  4. I’m not rude, I just say what everyone else is thinking
  5. If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself

The pun in “punny”:

Our list of funny T-shirt designs would go incomplete without the inclusion of puns. These quirky and funny graphic tees add a subtle twist to your day. It is the perfect way to showcase your intellectual comedic skills and those who appreciate puns will certainly thank you. Our collection includes:

  1. I found this humerus
  2. I’m here to kick ass
  3. I really mustache you a question
  4. The first step is admitting you have a problem
  5. I put the stud in study
  6. Beards. They grow on you!

Quirky insults:

It’s important to be able to take a joke but finding the right crowd can be hard sometimes. Let our funny T-shirts online do the screening for you. These jokes may be at the expense of the people reading them, but they offer a unique way of connection. The best-sellers in our cheap, funny T-shirt collections include:

  1. I took a pain pill, why are you still here?
  2. I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you
  3. Do I look like your therapist?
  4. Someone’s therapist knows all about you
  5. Not a hugger

Timeless comedy:

The best kinds of jokes are the ones that expertly craft current affair topics into bite-sized captions. These funny tee-shirts hone in on facts that will both educate and humor those around you. Clothing that never goes out of style will always stay relevant. Here are our top favorites:

  1. 2021 - finally
  2. I washed my hand before it was cool
  3. The 90’s - many memories, no evidence.
  4. Stay back 6 feet
  5. 2020 - the year for introverts.
  6. Home school valedictorian: class of 2020

TV show and movie references:

Sometimes the best laughs are the ones that are relatable to those around them. Everyone has a favorite movie or TV-show and our combination of humor and television is just what the doctor ordered. Be sure to get your pick of funny T-shirts for the women and men in your lives. Here’s what we have in store:

  1. The Golf Father
  2. I see dumb people
  3. I’m the quiet neighbor with the big freezer
  4. I am your father
  5. Challenge accepted
  6. Drunkin’ Grownups
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Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice

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Am I Getting Older, Or Is The Supermarket Playing Great Music

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I Ate Some Pi And It Was Delicious

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I Never Dreamed That One Day I'd Become A Grumpy Old Man But Here I Am Killing it!

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Hi I Don't Care Thanks

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Fart When People Hug You Cool It Makes Them Feel Strong

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If You Met My Family, You Would Understand

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I Have CDO. It's Like OCD, But All The Letters Are In Alphabetical Order

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My Stomach Is Flat The L Is Just Silent

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A Salt With A Deadly Weapon

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I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar

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Immortal (So Far)

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There Are 10 Kinds Of People Those Who Understand Binary And Those Who Don't

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Duct Tape. It Can't Fix Stupid, But It Can Muffle The Sound

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I Prefer Not To Think Before Speaking I like Behing Surprised

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I Found The "I" In Team

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You Had Me At "We'll Make It Look Like An Accident"

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It Was Me I Let The Dogs Out

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If I Ever Had To Run For My Life I'd Probably Die

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That's A Horrible Idea What Time

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Bigfoot - Hide And Seek Champion

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I'm Old but I'm Like Cool Old

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My Dream Job Would Be Driving the Karma Bus

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Cleverly Disguised As An Adult

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Admit It Life Would Be Boring Without Me

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Almost Every Hand You've Ever Shaken Has Had A D*ck In It

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Get Real Be Rational

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