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Welcome to our online store, where we proudly present the hilarious "Reality Continues To Ruin My Life" Shirt! If you have a knack for funny t-shirts that capture the ups and downs of everyday existence, then this shirt is a must-have addition to your collection.

The "Reality Continues To Ruin My Life" Shirt is designed to express the relatable moments when life seems determined to throw curveballs your way. With its witty phrase boldly displayed on the front, this shirt lets you embrace the chaos and find humor in the unpredictability of reality.

Crafted with comfort and quality in mind, our funny t-shirt is made from premium materials that ensure both durability and a soft, cozy feel. Its classic fit is suitable for both men and women, and it comes in various sizes to accommodate different body types. Whether you're navigating the challenges of work, relationships, or simply the everyday quirks of existence, this shirt is a perfect companion that adds a touch of lightheartedness to your day.

Our collection of funny t-shirts is curated for those who appreciate laughter and wit in their everyday lives. The "Reality Continues To Ruin My Life" Shirt encapsulates the spirit of those who find solace in humor, reminding us that laughter can be the best coping mechanism.

So, why not embrace the humorous chaos and express your unique sense of humor with the "Reality Continues To Ruin My Life" Shirt? It's not just a garment; it's a statement. Add it to your collection of funny t-shirts today and let the world know that you're ready to laugh in the face of life's little setbacks!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.