{"product_id":"an-elite-soldier-can-only-run-for-15-seconds-womens","title":"An Elite Soldier Can Only Run For 15 Seconds But A Fat Italian Plumber Can Run For Hours T-Shirt - Womens","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmbrace a thought-provoking perspective on government funding with our\u003cstrong\u003e \"There's No Such Thing As Government Funded\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny T-Shirt, exclusively from RoadKill T-Shirts! Explore the interplay of humor and politics while making a statement that sparks conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💸 \u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our\u003cstrong\u003e \"There's No Such Thing As Government Funded\"\u003c\/strong\u003e T-shirt challenges conventional thinking with a witty twist. Featuring a cleverly designed graphic that invites contemplation, this tee is a conversation starter for those who appreciate the nuances of funding and governance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💸 \u003cstrong\u003eComfort:\u003c\/strong\u003e Revel in the comfort of our premium T-shirt materials. Crafted for a soft and cozy fit, this tee ensures you can express your unique perspective on government finances while staying comfortable and stylish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💸 \u003cstrong\u003eExpression:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wear your take on government funding with pride. Whether you're an advocate for fiscal responsibility, a political thinker, or someone who enjoys the fusion of humor and thought, this T-shirt lets you showcase your perspective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💸 \u003cstrong\u003eQuality:\u003c\/strong\u003e At RoadKill T-Shirts, quality is our hallmark. Each tee is expertly printed to maintain the design's vibrancy and clarity, ensuring your thought-provoking outlook is presented with excellence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💸 \u003cstrong\u003eGift of Conversation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Searching for a gift that stimulates discussions? Look no further. Our\u003cstrong\u003e \"There's No Such Thing As Government Funded\"\u003c\/strong\u003e tee is a fantastic choice for friends, family members, or anyone who enjoys delving into matters of governance and finance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate the complexities of government funding, celebrate the humor that resides in political dialogues, and wear your distinct perspective with our\u003cstrong\u003e \"There's No Such Thing As Government Funded\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny T-Shirt. It's more than just clothing; it's an invitation to explore diverse viewpoints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're analyzing policies, engaging in debates, or simply adding a touch of humor to the discourse, this tee speaks volumes. Get yours today from RoadKill T-Shirts and let the world know that your understanding of funding is as nuanced as your appreciation for wit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Roadkill T-Shirts™","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52734655496416,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_S_BLK","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Charcoal","offer_id":52734655529184,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_S_CHR","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":52734655561952,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_S_PNK","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":52734655594720,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_S_RED","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Irish Green","offer_id":52734655627488,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_S_IGRN","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy Blue","offer_id":52734655660256,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_S_BLU","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":52734655693024,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_S_ROY","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Graphite","offer_id":52734655725792,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_S_HGR","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":52734655758560,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_S_HNA","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Sapphire","offer_id":52734655791328,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_S_HSA","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52734655824096,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_M_BLK","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Charcoal","offer_id":52734655856864,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_M_CHR","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":52734655889632,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_M_PNK","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":52734655922400,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_M_RED","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Irish Green","offer_id":52734655955168,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_M_IGRN","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy Blue","offer_id":52734655987936,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_M_BLU","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":52734656020704,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_M_ROY","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Graphite","offer_id":52734656053472,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_M_HGR","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":52734656086240,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_M_HNA","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Sapphire","offer_id":52734656119008,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_M_HSA","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52734656151776,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_L_BLK","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Charcoal","offer_id":52734656184544,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_L_CHR","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":52734656217312,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_L_PNK","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":52734656250080,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_L_RED","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Irish Green","offer_id":52734656282848,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_L_IGRN","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy Blue","offer_id":52734656315616,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_L_BLU","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":52734656348384,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_L_ROY","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Graphite","offer_id":52734656381152,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_L_HGR","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":52734656413920,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_L_HNA","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Sapphire","offer_id":52734656446688,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_L_HSA","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52734656479456,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XL_BLK","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":52734656512224,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XL_CHR","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":52734656544992,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XL_PNK","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":52734656577760,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XL_RED","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":52734656610528,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XL_IGRN","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy Blue","offer_id":52734656643296,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XL_BLU","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":52734656676064,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XL_ROY","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Graphite","offer_id":52734656708832,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XL_HGR","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":52734656741600,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XL_HNA","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Sapphire","offer_id":52734656774368,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XL_HSA","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":52734656807136,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XXL_BLK","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":52734656839904,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XXL_CHR","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Pink","offer_id":52734656872672,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XXL_PNK","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Red","offer_id":52734656905440,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XXL_RED","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":52734656938208,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XXL_IGRN","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Navy Blue","offer_id":52734656970976,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XXL_BLU","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":52734657003744,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XXL_ROY","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Heather Graphite","offer_id":52734657036512,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XXL_HGR","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":52734657069280,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XXL_HNA","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Heather Sapphire","offer_id":52734657102048,"sku":"PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN_WCT_XXL_HSA","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0471\/8592\/0158\/files\/PS_0006_SOLIDER_RUN-WCT-BLK_d5cf78c8-09dc-4429-b9d9-83310cbd25f7.jpg?v=1779668389","url":"https:\/\/www.roadkilltshirts.com\/products\/an-elite-soldier-can-only-run-for-15-seconds-womens","provider":"Roadkill T-Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}