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Product Title: Parenting Style: Survivalist Funny T-Shirt
Product Description:
Are you a master of chaos management, a pro at handling the unexpected, and a true survivor of the parenting jungle? Our Parenting Style: Survivalist Funny T-Shirt is here to celebrate your exceptional parenting skills with a healthy dose of humor.
Key Features:
- Premium Comfort: Created from the finest quality cotton, this t-shirt offers a soft and comfortable fit that's perfect for busy parents on the go.
- Hilarious Design: The front of the t-shirt proudly displays a witty and relatable design showcasing the phrase "Parenting Style: Survivalist" in bold letters, letting the world know that you've got what it takes to handle any parenting challenge.
- Unisex Fit: Available in a unisex fit, this shirt is suitable for all parents, making it a fantastic gift or a must-have addition to your casual wardrobe.
Embrace the chaos and unpredictability of parenthood with our Parenting Style: Survivalist Funny T-Shirt. From diaper disasters to toddler tantrums, you've navigated it all like a pro. Wear this shirt proudly to show off your parenting badge of honor and share a laugh with fellow parents who can relate to the wild and wonderful journey of raising kids.
The Perfect Gift: Looking for a hilarious gift for a fellow parent in your life? This t-shirt is the answer! Celebrate their parenting triumphs and challenges with this fun and thoughtful gift, perfect for birthdays, baby showers, or any occasion that calls for a good laugh.
Durable and Reliable: At RoadKill T-Shirts, we believe in delivering top-quality products that stand the test of time. The durable print ensures that the design remains vibrant, wash after wash, so you can wear your parenting pride with confidence.
Variety of Sizes: To ensure a perfect fit, our Parenting Style: Survivalist Funny T-Shirt is available in a range of sizes, from Small to XXL. Consult our size chart for accurate measurements.
Join the tribe of parenting survivors and celebrate the journey with our Parenting Style: Survivalist Funny T-Shirt. Order now and enjoy our fast shipping and excellent customer service.
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At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.
Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.
UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.
For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!
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If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.