A.K.A pop culture on a shirt. Do you know McLovin? What about the recent happenings at Dunder Mifflin? Ok, ok then you must know about the new pronunciation of Cool Hhhwhip, right? Ah really? You need to step up your couch potato game! Show how cool you are by referencing these elements of our social history in a way that doesn’t make you uncool (read this until it makes sense—it will make you cool, guaranteed).
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