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[Headline] "Embrace Quirkiness with Our 'Property of a Dysfunctional Family' Funny T-Shirt Collection!"

[Introduction] Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, where we celebrate the beauty of uniqueness and humor. Introducing our 'Property of a Dysfunctional Family' Funny T-Shirt Collection, designed to showcase the quirks and charms of every family. Embrace the imperfections and cherish the special moments that make your family truly one-of-a-kind. These witty and relatable designs are perfect for those who embrace their dysfunctional family with love and laughter.

[Product Description]

1. Dysfunctional Family Crest Tee: Our 'Dysfunctional Family Crest' Tee proudly displays the emblem of your one-of-a-kind family. With a touch of humor, this shirt celebrates the craziness and love that binds your family together. Wear it with a smile and let the world know you embrace the chaos with open arms.

2. Family Reunion Crewneck: Celebrate your unique family reunions with our 'Family Reunion' Crewneck. This cozy sweatshirt is the perfect attire for those gatherings filled with laughter, inside jokes, and unforgettable memories. Wear it proudly as you create new family tales together.

3. Chaos Coordinator Hoodie: If you're the one managing the chaos in your family, our 'Chaos Coordinator' Hoodie is the perfect fit. This humorous design recognizes the hard work and love that goes into keeping a dysfunctional family together. Wear it like a badge of honor, and let the world know you're the master of organized chaos.

4. Dysfunctional Together Raglan Shirt: Our 'Dysfunctional Together' Raglan Shirt celebrates the unity in dysfunction. This fun and stylish shirt symbolize the unbreakable bond shared by your family, no matter how quirky or unconventional it may be. Wear it as a reminder that you're all in this together.

[Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts?] At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in celebrating individuality and embracing the humor in everyday life. Our 'Property of a Dysfunctional Family' Funny T-Shirt Collection captures the essence of family dynamics with wit and charm. When you choose our products, you can expect:

• Premium quality: Our shirts are made from soft and durable fabrics to ensure comfort and longevity.
• Unique designs: Each shirt in the collection is thoughtfully created to celebrate the quirks of dysfunctional families.
• Inclusive sizing: We offer a wide range of sizes to cater to all family members.
• Fast and reliable shipping: Your order will be processed and shipped promptly, arriving at your doorstep in no time.

[Conclusion] Celebrate the chaos and quirkiness of your family with our 'Property of a Dysfunctional Family' Funny T-Shirt Collection. Embrace the love, laughter, and unforgettable moments that make your family uniquely yours. Wear these shirts with pride and show the world that being dysfunctional together is what makes your family truly special. Shop now and let your family's sense of humor shine!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.