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Product Title: Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring You Funny T-Shirt

Product Description:

Embrace your introverted side with our Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring You Funny T-Shirt! This clever and humorous tee is perfect for those who appreciate their alone time and don't mind a little fun with their social interactions.

Key Features:

• Premium Fabric: Made from high-quality cotton, our t-shirt offers a soft and comfortable feel, perfect for everyday wear or showcasing your witty attitude.
• Playful Design: The front of the t-shirt proudly displays the phrase "Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring You" in attention-grabbing letters, setting the tone for playful banter and a touch of sarcasm.
• Unisex Fit: Designed for everyone, our unisex fit ensures that this shirt is a versatile addition to any introvert's wardrobe.

Embrace the joy of solitude and humor with our Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring You Funny T-Shirt. Whether you're an introvert who values their quiet time or simply enjoy a good laugh, this shirt is the perfect way to express your witty personality.

The Perfect Gift: Looking for a fun and unique gift for introverted friends, family members, or anyone with a great sense of humor? Our Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring You Funny T-Shirt is a fantastic present for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion that calls for a touch of playful sarcasm.

Durable and Vibrant: We take pride in delivering top-quality products that last. The durable print ensures that the design remains vivid, wash after wash, so you can continue to embrace your introverted spirit with confidence.

Variety of Sizes: To ensure a perfect fit, our Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring You Funny T-Shirt is available in a range of sizes, from Small to XXL. Check our size chart for accurate measurements.

Join the RoadKill T-Shirts community and celebrate the joy of introversion with our Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring You Funny T-Shirt. Order now and enjoy fast shipping and excellent customer service.

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At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.