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Title: Embrace the Bacon Humor with "Roses Are Red. Bacon Is Red. Poems Are Hard. BACON" Funny T-Shirt Collection

Product Description: Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, where humor and style combine to create the most amusing and captivating t-shirt collection! Introducing our side-splitting "Roses Are Red. Bacon Is Red. Poems Are Hard. BACON" line – a perfect blend of wit and culinary love that will leave you and everyone around you in fits of laughter.

Description: Are you ready to add a dash of bacon-inspired humor to your wardrobe? Our "Roses Are Red. Bacon Is Red. Poems Are Hard. BACON" t-shirt collection is designed for bacon enthusiasts and those who appreciate the lighter side of life. Get ready to wear your love for bacon with pride!

Each design in the "Roses Are Red. Bacon Is Red. Poems Are Hard. BACON" collection boasts a clever and funny twist on the classic "Roses Are Red" poem. From hilarious graphics to witty one-liners, our t-shirts are sure to bring a smile to your face and others around you.

Crafted from premium quality, soft cotton, our t-shirts offer a comfortable fit that's perfect for all-day wear. Whether you're out and about, attending foodie gatherings, or just relaxing at home, our tees will keep you feeling at ease and looking fabulous.

Why Choose Our "Roses Are Red. Bacon Is Red. Poems Are Hard. BACON" Funny T-Shirt Collection?

1. Unmatched Humor: Our in-house team of talented designers creates exclusive artwork that you won't find anywhere else. Each t-shirt is a masterpiece of bacon-inspired humor.

2. Premium Quality: We take pride in delivering t-shirts that not only make you laugh but also stand the test of time. Our high-quality cotton fabric ensures comfort and durability.

3. Perfect for Bacon Lovers: If you have a passion for bacon, our t-shirts are the perfect way to express your love for this delicious treat.

4. Share the Bacon Joy: Spread positivity and laughter everywhere you go with our "Roses Are Red. Bacon Is Red. Poems Are Hard. BACON" tees. Let your clothing be a reflection of your bacon enthusiasm!

Embrace the bacon humor with our "Roses Are Red. Bacon Is Red. Poems Are Hard. BACON" t-shirt collection and make a bold fashion statement that showcases your love for bacon and your sense of humor. At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe that laughter is the best seasoning for life.

Grab your favorite designs now and celebrate the joy of bacon in style. Don't forget to explore our other funny and entertaining collections, as we have something for every occasion and taste!

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At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.