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Title: "The Wonders of Amazement: 'Sometimes I Amaze Myself, I Can't Remember What Day It Is' T-shirt from RoadKill T Shirts"

Product Description: Experience the blend of wit and relatability with our 'Sometimes I Amaze Myself, I Can't Remember What Day It Is' T-shirt, now available exclusively at RoadKill T Shirts. This tee encapsulates the joy of juggling life's triumphs and the occasional bouts of forgetfulness.

Description: Life is a whirlwind of accomplishments and moments that leave us a little bewildered, and our 'Sometimes I Amaze Myself, I Can't Remember What Day It Is' T-shirt captures the essence of that delightful paradox. At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in finding humor in the contradictions of daily life, and this tee is a playful nod to that philosophy.

Features:

• Premium Quality: Crafted from top-quality cotton, this tee offers comfort throughout the day, whether you're conquering challenges or simply enjoying some downtime.
• Unisex Fit: Our T-shirt boasts a versatile unisex fit that complements all body types. Choose your size for an effortlessly stylish and comfortable look.
• Durable Print: The charming design is printed with high-quality, eco-friendly inks that maintain their brilliance, even after countless wears.

Versatile Style: Pair this humorous tee with jeans, leggings, or shorts to create an outfit that showcases your ability to embrace life's ups and downs. Whether you're multitasking, sharing laughs with friends, or enjoying a moment of relaxation, this shirt is the perfect choice.

Perfect Gift: Looking for a relatable and light-hearted gift? Look no further – this T-shirt is an excellent choice for birthdays, milestones, or for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and knows the beauty of life's little quirks.

Celebrate Life's Whimsy: Wear your adaptability with pride and let this T-shirt become your conversation starter. Share grins, inspire others to appreciate the blend of accomplishments and chaos, and celebrate the art of balancing it all.

Join the Whirlwind: Embrace the philosophy that life's mix of triumphs and forgetfulness is what makes it truly exciting. Let this T-shirt remind everyone that sometimes, finding your way amidst the chaos is a skill worth celebrating.

Elevate your wardrobe with a touch of life's delightful contradictions – add the 'Sometimes I Amaze Myself, I Can't Remember What Day It Is' T-shirt to your cart today. Each shirt is thoughtfully printed and packaged, ready to become your go-to choice for embracing life's journey.

Get ready to celebrate the wins and navigate the whimsy with RoadKill T Shirts. Don't miss out – add this charming tee to your collection now and let your versatile spirit shine!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.