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Product Description: I'd Tell You To Go To Hell But I Work There Funny T-shirt

Welcome to ROADKILL T SHIRTS, your ultimate destination for humor-infused fashion! Introducing our sassy and witty "I'd Tell You To Go To Hell But I Work There" T-shirt from our Funny T-shirt Collection. If you have a bold sense of humor and a touch of sarcasm, this tee is the perfect way to express your unapologetic attitude.

Product Highlights:

1. Fearless and Sarcastic: Our "I'd Tell You To Go To Hell But I Work There" tee fearlessly embraces a dash of sarcasm and wit. It's a cheeky way to show your confidence and let the world know that you're not afraid to speak your mind.

2. Premium Comfort: Crafted from top-quality, soft cotton, this T-shirt ensures a comfortable fit for all-day wear. Whether you're making a statement at social events, hanging out with friends, or simply enjoying life, this tee guarantees you stay at ease in style.

3. Versatile Style: Available in various sizes, our unisex T-shirt caters to everyone, making it an excellent and empowering gift for those who appreciate a humorous twist. Its classic design pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or skirts, allowing you to create bold and fashionable looks for any occasion.

Why Choose ROADKILL T SHIRTS?

At ROADKILL T SHIRTS, we take pride in curating an exclusive collection of funny and creative T-shirts that allow you to express your personality effortlessly. Our shirts are crafted with attention to detail, providing a seamless fusion of comfort, style, and humor.

Make a Statement with Humor:

Embrace your sarcastic side and show your boldness with the "I'd Tell You To Go To Hell But I Work There" T-shirt. Wear it with pride and let the world know that you don't hold back on humor. Get your hands on this fearless and clever tee from ROADKILL T SHIRTS and make a statement with a touch of sass!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.