Sarcasm The Body's Natural Defense Against Sarcasm

Introducing our hilarious and witty "Sarcasm: The Body's Natural Defense Against Sarcasm" T-shirt! At Roadkill T-Shirts, we believe in the power of humor to make a statement, and this tee does just that. Crafted with utmost care and premium quality materials, this shirt guarantees comfort and durability.

Our Sarcasm T-shirt is designed for those who appreciate the art of sarcasm and want to showcase their quick wit. With its eye-catching design and bold typography, it's bound to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or simply enjoy a good laugh, this shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe.

Made from soft and breathable fabric, this T-shirt ensures all-day comfort, making it perfect for casual outings, parties, or even lounging at home. The unisex design allows it to be worn by anyone, making it a fantastic gift option for friends, family, or even yourself.

Not only does this T-shirt make a fashion statement, but it also serves as a reminder that sarcasm is a powerful tool to navigate through life's absurdities. Embrace your sarcastic side and let this shirt do the talking for you.

So, why wait? Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe with our "Sarcasm: The Body's Natural Defense Against Sarcasm" T-shirt. Shop now at roadkilltshirts.com and let your sarcasm shine!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.