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Title: "Speak Your Mind with Wit: 'So, If We Lie To The Government, It's a Felony But If They Lie To Us, It's Politics' Tee"

Product Description: Introducing a thought-provoking blend of humor and social commentary – the 'So, If We Lie To The Government, It's a Felony But If They Lie To Us, It's Politics' T-shirt, exclusively available at RoadKill T Shirts. Get ready to express your views in a witty and engaging way with this unique addition to our collection.

Description: Our 'So, If We Lie To The Government, It's a Felony But If They Lie To Us, It's Politics' T-shirt is more than just clothing; it's a statement. At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in the power of humor to shed light on complex issues. This tee cleverly captures the essence of the age-old skepticism towards politics, all while making you chuckle.

Features:

• Premium Quality: Crafted from top-notch cotton, this tee offers a comfortable fit that's perfect for both casual outings and deep discussions.
• Unisex Fit: Designed for all genders, our T-shirt's relaxed fit ensures a flattering look on everyone. Choose your size for an effortlessly stylish appearance.
• Durable Print: The striking design is printed with high-quality, eco-friendly inks that maintain their brilliance through countless wears and washes.

Versatile Style: Pair this thought-provoking tee with jeans, shorts, or layer it under a jacket to create a look that's as unique as your perspective. Whether you're headed to a rally, engaging in debates, or just hanging out with friends, this shirt is the perfect conversation starter.

Ideal Gift: Searching for a distinctive gift for the politically savvy? Look no further – this T-shirt is a fantastic choice for birthdays, discussions, or to support someone who's unafraid to question the status quo.

Spread the Message: Wear your critical thinking proudly and let this T-shirt be your voice in a world where perspectives often clash. Spark conversations, challenge the norm, and show that humor can be a powerful tool for change.

Join the Dialogue: Embrace the spirit of honest discourse and celebrate the art of questioning with this T-shirt. Remind everyone that accountability goes both ways, and a touch of humor can amplify your message.

Elevate your wardrobe with a dash of wit – add the 'So, If We Lie To The Government, It's a Felony But If They Lie To Us, It's Politics' T-shirt to your collection today. Each shirt is meticulously printed and packaged, ready to become your favorite statement piece.

Get ready to make a difference with your fashion choices, all thanks to RoadKill T Shirts. Don't miss this chance – add this impactful tee to your cart now and let your voice be heard, one witty line at a time!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.