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Introducing our side-splitting T-shirt from the Funny Collection: "I Told Myself That I Should Stop Drinking, But I'm Not About To Listen To A Drunk." If you've ever found yourself in this comically paradoxical situation, then this tee is a must-have addition to your wardrobe!

Product Details:

• Premium Quality: Our T-shirt is crafted with the utmost care and attention to detail, ensuring a comfortable and durable garment that will keep you laughing for years to come.
• Witty Design: The clever statement "I Told Myself That I Should Stop Drinking, But I'm Not About To Listen To A Drunk" takes center stage, combining humor and self-awareness in one delightful package.
• Express Yourself: Let your sense of humor shine with this hilarious tee that perfectly captures the struggle between wanting to make responsible choices and succumbing to the allure of a good time.
• Unisex Fit: Designed to suit all genders, this tee offers a flattering and relaxed fit for anyone to enjoy.

Wear this T-shirt with pride as a badge of your lighthearted approach to life. It's a great conversation starter at parties or gatherings and an excellent gift for friends who can relate to this humorous predicament.

Embrace the laughter and add the "I Told Myself That I Should Stop Drinking, But I'm Not About To Listen To A Drunk" T-shirt to your collection, exclusively available at ROADKILL T-SHIRTS.com. Get ready to make everyone around you burst into laughter and grab yours today!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.