Sarcastic T-shirts

Sarcasm may be considered the lowest form of humor but it is still the highest show of intelligence. Mastering what you say in order to imply what you’re not saying is comedy at its finest. Our range of sarcastic T-shirts will do all the talking for you and will help get your day started the right way. Whether it’s a gift for yourself or a friend, these shirts will only brighten up your wardrobe. Turn on your charm by going through the many sarcastic tee shirts within our collection:

Sarcastic quotes T-shirts:

Sometimes you want a shirt to express the exact sentiments you’re feeling. Our funny sarcastic T-shirts within this range pay homage to the art of sarcasm itself. For the ironic, satirical friend in your group, no other gift would compare. Here are some of the quirky options you can choose from:

  1. “I’m only sarcastic when I’m speaking”
  2. “How Sarcasm is made. Step One: Ask me a question.”
  3. “Sarcasm is just one free service we offer”
  4. “I gave up sarcasm. It’s going great”
  5. “Sarcasm is my defence for your stupid”

Sarcastic graphic tees:

The clothes we wear are a form of expression. Clothing is meant to paint an accurate picture for you and convey what you’re thinking. This is precisely what our sarcastic T-shirts do here. These graphics add another dimension to your quirky statements so that they’re easily noticeable and appreciated by friends, family, and coworkers. Here are some of our favorites:

  1. “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups”
  2. “Problem solved”
  3. “If you’re offended, I’ll help you pack”
  4. “I’m here to kick ass”

Sarcastic comeback T-shirts:

There is sometimes no greater joy than laughing at the expense of those around you, especially when it is mutual. Our sarcastic shirts online within this range hope to put a smile on the faces of those reacting to your wardrobe addition. These pieces help strangers know just how comedic you are. Who knows? Maybe you’ll even find a sarcastic soulmate or two. Check out what you can choose from:

  1. “I didn’t mean to push your buttons. I was just looking for mute.”
  2. “Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.”
  3. “I did not mean to offend you. That was just a bonus.”
  4. “I’d love to explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons.”

Sarcastic holiday T-shirts:

The holiday season is usually spent in celebration with family, friends, and loved ones. That also means it is spent spreading cheer and laughter. Whether it’s a sarcastic Halloween shirt or a sarcastic Christmas shirt, we have it all! These sarcastic tee shirts are meant to put a smile on everyone’s faces by being the true representation of irony itself. Dressing up and making fun of other people just got a whole lot easier! Here’s what you can choose from:

  1. “Permanently on the naughty list”
  2. “Cupid is stupid”
  3. “Strangers have the best candy”
  4. “Merry Christmas. Sorry, I’m late, I didn’t want to come.”
  5. “Cheap ass Halloween costume”
  6. “Santa’s Favorite Ho”
  7. “Witch better have my candy”
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I Hate It When The Voices Go Silent

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Just Pretend I'm Not Here That's What I'm Doing

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I See No Go Reason To Act My Age

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Common Sense Is So Rare These Days, It Should Be Classified As A Super Power

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I'm Going To Go Stand Outside, So If Anyone Asks, I'm Outstanding

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I Am Currently Unsupervised I know, It Freaks Me Out Too But The Possibilities

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People Who Tolerate Me On A Daily Basis... They're The Real Heroes.

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I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference

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The Fact That There's A Highway To Hell and Only A Stairway To Heaven Says A Lot

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Remember When I Asked For Your Opinion? Yeah...Me Neither

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It's OK I'm on 500mgs. of Fukitol

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I'd Love To Explain It To You But I Don't Have Any Crayons

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If You Love Someone Let Them Sleep

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Hate When People Accuse Me Of Lolly Gagging When I'm Quite Clearly Dilly Dallying

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I Did Not Mean To Offend You, That Was Just A Bonus

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How Sarcasm Is Made. Step One. Ask Me A Question.

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

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Every Day, Thousands Of Innocent Plants Are Killed By Vegetarians

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I Didn't Mean to Push Your Buttons I Was Just Looking For Mute

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Be Careful When You Follow The Masses Sometimes The M Is Silent

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I Don't Like Morning People Or Mornings Or People

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I've Done Terrible Things For Money Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work

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If You're Offended I'll Help You Pack

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I Would Lose Weight But I Hate Losing

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If I'm Ever On Life Support Unplug Me Then Plug Me Back In See If That Works

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I Am An Enganeer Engeneer Enginear I'm Good With Math

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I'm Only Responsible For What I Say, Not For What You Understand

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Dear Karma I Have A List Of People You Missed

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You Read My Shirt...That's Enough Social Interaction

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I'm Not Lazy, I Just Enjoy Doing Nothing

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Hi I Don't Care Thanks

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That's Too Much Bacon Said No One Ever

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I'm Sorry If I Offended You WIth My Common Sense

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You Find It Offensive I Find It Funny. That's Why I'm Happier Than You

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There Are 10 Kinds Of People Those Who Understand Binary And Those Who Don't

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