Surprise Sex Is The Best Thing To Wake Up To. Unless You're In Prison. T-Shirt

Surprise Sex Is The Best Thing To Wake Up To. Unless You're In Prison. T-Shirt

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Surprise Sex Is The Best Thing To Wake Up To. Unless You're In Prison. T-Shirt

Surprise Sex Is The Best Thing To Wake Up To. Unless You're In Prison. T-Shirt

Roadkill T-Shirts™

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Product Description

If you’re into pushing boundaries and love a good jaw-dropper, the Surprise Sex Is The Best Thing To Wake Up To. Unless You're In Prison t-shirt from www.Roadkilltshirts.com delivers peak funny, hysterical, and unapologetically offensive humor. This top seller is a bold conversation-starter that hits hard with dark humor and edgy punchlines. It’s perfect for those with a twisted sense of humor who aren’t afraid to stir the pot. Whether you’re out with the crew or just want to trigger some awkward silence at brunch, this funny t-shirt guarantees attention—and probably a few sideways glances.

The Surprise Sex Is The Best Thing To Wake Up To. Unless You're In Prison tee doesn’t just serve up laughs—it’s made to last. Crafted from premium, durable cotton, it’s super comfortable for all-day wear and holds its shape even after countless washes. Printed with high-quality ink that stays as bold as its message. And because it’s made in America, you can wear your humor proudly while supporting U.S. craftsmanship. It’s the kind of cool t-shirt you’ll reach for every time you want to raise eyebrows and drop jaws.

While you're grabbing the Surprise Sex Is The Best Thing To Wake Up To. Unless You're In Prison tee, don’t miss out on other hilarious designs from categories like Drinking, College, Puns, Relationships, Condescending, Political, Dinosaurs, Music, and Good Vibes. These collections are packed with funny t-shirts that are perfect for gifts, parties, or just fueling your own rebellious wardrobe. Not sure what to get someone? Send a Roadkill T-Shirts gift certificate right to their inbox and let them pick their own dose of offensive fun. Whether you’re shopping for laughs or stirring the pot, Roadkill T-Shirts has a cool t-shirt for every wild side.

Fabric and Materials

Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.

Care Instructions

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

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Quality That Speaks for Itself

At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.

Funny Shirts, Serious Value

We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.

The Gift That Gets a Laugh

Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.

  • ❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill

    We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.

  • 🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)

    We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).