Almost Every Hand You've Ever Shaken Has Had A D*ck In It
Roadkill T-Shirts™
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SKU:PS_2792_HAND_DICK
Fabric and Materials
Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
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About T-Shirt Design
Almost Every Hand You've Ever Shaken Has Had A D*ck In It feels like something a real person would pick because the saying fits their personality. The everyday humor angle gives it a little extra personality without making it feel overdone.
The design fits naturally with novelty shirts because the message is the main thing you notice. It has enough personality to fit with novelty t shirts without sounding like the words were forced in.
Let customers speak for us
Outstanding shirts! Love the sense of humor! Great quality!
The shirt arrived quickly and looks great.
Great printing and the shirt so comfortable
I use it as my gym shirt
They called me shirts keep up the good book
Everyone who knows my brother agrees with this T-shirt.
Great fit, really happy
The shirts that I ordered are great. They were shipped in a timely manner.
I live in a tourist town, perfect for the town.
I had ordered quite a few shirts. One shirt was quantity of 2, same shirt. Only one arrived. Called customer service. It was handled right away and the second shirt arrived quickly. I also love the quality of the shirts and the myriad of styles/sayings to choose from.
Love it like the other 8 t-Shirts I purchased. Thanks RoadKill :)
This shirt describes my life to perfection.
I bought one years ago and wore it out they are perfect
all good -- great quality
As always, the shirt is a top quality Gildan T, with bright colors and clear printing, exactly as I ordered. Roadkill T-shirts are almost ALL I ever wear!
