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Welcome to our website, where humor meets fashion to bring you an exceptional collection of funny t-shirts. Introducing our "Selective Listener" shirt, a clever and witty design that captures the essence of selective hearing with a touch of humor.

Our "Selective Listener" shirt is a playful nod to those moments when we all become expert selective listeners, tuning in only when it suits us. With its clever phrase, this shirt allows you to express your humorous side and showcase your unique sense of style.

Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, our funny t-shirts are made from high-quality materials, ensuring both comfort and durability. The soft fabric provides a cozy fit, allowing you to wear it with ease and confidence.

Not only does our "Selective Listener" shirt bring a smile to your face, but it also acts as a conversation starter. Whether you're meeting up with friends, attending social gatherings, or simply going about your day, this shirt is bound to spark laughter and ignite discussions about our selective listening tendencies.

Our website offers a wide range of funny t-shirts designed to cater to various tastes and styles. We believe in the power of humor to bring people together, and our collection reflects that belief.

So, embrace the wit and charm of our "Selective Listener" shirt. Browse our website, select your size, and add a touch of humor to your wardrobe. Wear it proudly and let the world know that you have a knack for selective listening. Shop now and experience the joy of wearing a funny t-shirt that resonates with your sense of humor.

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.