An Apple A Day Will Keep Anyone Away If Thrown Hard Enough T-Shirt
Roadkill T-Shirts™
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SKU:PS_0871W_APPLE_THROWN
Fabric and Materials
Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
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About T-Shirt Design
The An Apple A Day Will Keep Anyone Away If Thrown Hard Enough t-shirt delivers funny, relatable sarcasm with just the right amount of menace. Whether you’re navigating messy relationships, dodging awkward family drama, or just not in the mood for people, this shirt says it all—loud and proud. Rock it to brunch with the besties, your next cookout, or while running errands and avoiding eye contact with strangers. It’s basically wearable attitude.
Made from premium cotton and printed with high-quality, no-fade ink, this cool t-shirt holds up better than your patience at holiday dinners. The An Apple A Day Will Keep Anyone Away If Thrown Hard Enough tee is soft, breathable, and built to last through countless laundry cycles, life crises, and passive-aggressive conversations. And yes—it’s made right here in the USA.
RoadkillTshirts.com has been cranking out funny t-shirts that make people spit out their coffee since 2004. Want more unapologetic designs? Check out hits from categories like Relationships, Family, Drinking, Puns, Adulting, Mental Health, Condescending, Camping, Coffee, and College. Can’t pick one? Grab a gift certificate—emailed instantly and perfect for the sarcastic legend in your life. If you like your humor dark and your t-shirts bold, the An Apple A Day Will Keep Anyone Away If Thrown Hard Enough tee is your next wardrobe MVP.
Let customers speak for us
I live in a tourist town, perfect for the town.
I had ordered quite a few shirts. One shirt was quantity of 2, same shirt. Only one arrived. Called customer service. It was handled right away and the second shirt arrived quickly. I also love the quality of the shirts and the myriad of styles/sayings to choose from.
Love it like the other 8 t-Shirts I purchased. Thanks RoadKill :)
This shirt describes my life to perfection.
I bought one years ago and wore it out they are perfect
all good -- great quality
As always, the shirt is a top quality Gildan T, with bright colors and clear printing, exactly as I ordered. Roadkill T-shirts are almost ALL I ever wear!
love it we own a aquarium store and it’s perfect for in store
would love to get some with our store name and phone number on it
I appreciate your working with me when I originally tried to buy several shirts, and you had to fix the GUI to make sure I got the sale price.
Great quality, great selection. Shirts arrived in a timely manner. Fit is spot on. Will DEFINITELY buy more in the future and refer others to you. Keep up the good work! Cannot wait to see what new designs you come up with? If you are hiring, please let me know!
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Funny.