Not Today Satan (Bold)

Title: "SINGLE AF" T-Shirt Collection - Embrace Your Solo Superpowers with Humor and Confidence!

Product Description: Welcome to the empowering and humorous world of the "SINGLE AF" T-Shirt Collection, exclusively available at RoadKill T Shirts! If you're single and fabulous, these tees are the perfect way to embrace your solo status with humor and confidence. Get ready to rock your single life like the superhero you are with these clever and amusing T-shirts!

Key Features:

1. Premium Quality: Our "SINGLE AF" T-Shirts are expertly crafted with top-quality materials, ensuring ultimate comfort and durability. With these tees, you'll feel confident and stylish as you conquer the world solo.

2. Playful Designs: Our creative team has curated a range of witty graphics that celebrate the power and fun of singlehood. Each tee is a clever expression of your independence and your ability to find humor in every situation.

3. Unisex Fit: Designed to flatter all body types, our tees offer a versatile unisex fit, making them suitable for all the fabulous single individuals ready to embrace their solo superpowers.

4. Thoughtful Gifts: Searching for a unique gift for a single friend who's rocking life or someone who enjoys playful humor about singlehood? Look no further! The "SINGLE AF" T-Shirt Collection makes for a thoughtful and entertaining present.

5. Easy Care: We understand that life can get busy, so we've made our T-shirts easy to care for. Wear your favorite "SINGLE AF" tees while conquering the world solo, and they'll remain as vibrant as your confidence.

Embrace Your Solo Superpowers: Step into the world of "SINGLE AF" and celebrate the fabulousness of being single with humor and confidence. These T-shirts are not just clothing; they are your statement pieces for owning your independence and rocking your solo journey.

Your Superhero Vibe: With our T-shirts, you can channel your inner superhero as a single individual. Wear them with pride, and let the world know that you're confident, fierce, and unapologetically single.

Create Smiles, Share Empowerment: From solo adventures to embracing your independence, our T-shirts are your companions for creating smiles and sharing empowerment with fellow single individuals. The "SINGLE AF" T-Shirt Collection is your key to forming connections with like-minded, fabulous souls.

Join the Single Superhero League: Be part of a community of strong and fabulous individuals who celebrate the power of singlehood. Our "SINGLE AF" T-Shirt Collection brings together single superheroes, forming a league that knows how to rock life solo.

Ready to embrace your solo superpowers with humor and confidence? Order your favorite tees from the "SINGLE AF" T-Shirt Collection today! At RoadKill T Shirts, we celebrate individuality and offer you T-shirts that infuse humor and empowerment into every solo adventure.

(Note: All designs are the intellectual property of RoadKill T Shirts and are protected under copyright law. Unauthorized reproduction or distribution of these designs is strictly prohibited.)

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.