Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Introducing our hilarious Brown Chicken Brown Cow T-shirt, exclusively available at roadkilltshirts.com! This quirky and funny design is perfect for those who love to embrace their sense of humor. Crafted with utmost care, this T-shirt guarantees both comfort and style.

Made from premium quality fabric, our Brown Chicken Brown Cow T-shirt ensures a soft and cozy feel against your skin. The classic brown color adds a touch of sophistication, making it suitable for various occasions. Whether you're heading out with friends or simply lounging at home, this T-shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe.

Featuring the iconic phrase "Brown Chicken Brown Cow," this T-shirt is bound to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go. It's a playful nod to a popular innuendo, making it a great icebreaker and conversation starter. Get ready to receive compliments and laughter from everyone around you!

Available in a range of sizes, our Brown Chicken Brown Cow T-shirt caters to all body types. The unisex design ensures a comfortable fit for both men and women. It's the perfect gift for your friends, family, or even yourself. Spread joy and laughter with this unique and amusing T-shirt.

At roadkilltshirts.com, we prioritize customer satisfaction. With our secure and user-friendly website, you can easily browse and purchase your favorite T-shirts hassle-free. We offer fast shipping and excellent customer service, ensuring a seamless shopping experience.

So, why wait? Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe with our Brown Chicken Brown Cow T-shirt. Shop now at roadkilltshirts.com and let the laughter begin!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.