Forget six-packs—real men rock the It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure tee like a badge of honor, one of the best Funny Father's day shirts. This design doesn’t whisper “fatherhood,” it shouts it across the lawn during a BBQ while holding a spatula in one hand and a cold beer in the other. Whether you're a new dad, seasoned pro, or just fully embracing the dad lifestyle, this shirt lets the world know that your bod isn’t soft—it’s legendary.

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