Dogs Make Me Happy. You, Not So Much

Title: "Flipping the Script with Humor: 'Vegetarian' T-Shirt - For a Plant-Resistant Palate"

Product Description: Turn the tables on vegetarianism with our 'Vegetarian' T-shirt, designed to bring a playful twist to dietary choices. At RoadKill T-Shirts, we know that humor is a versatile way to express yourself, and this tee is crafted to make a statement while sparking a smile. Get ready to embrace your unique sense of humor and share a chuckle with fellow food enthusiasts.

Design: Our 'Vegetarian' T-shirt playfully inverts the usual narrative. The phrase "Vegetarian: Not Because I Love Animals, Because I Hate Plants" is creatively displayed, inviting laughter and challenging the norm.

Unmatched Comfort: Crafted from premium materials, this T-shirt offers more than just humor; it offers unparalleled comfort that lets you express your unique spirit with ease. Whether you're dining out or indulging in your favorite greens, you'll look effortlessly cool.

Embrace Individuality: Wearing this tee is like wearing a grin of culinary rebellion. It's not just clothing; it's a declaration that showcases your ability to think outside the box and add a touch of humor to your everyday choices.

Versatile Expression: Pair the 'Vegetarian' T-shirt with jeans, shorts, or even add a quirky apron for a distinctive look. No matter your style, this tee effortlessly stands out with its witty take on dietary preferences.

Enduring Laughter: Just as your wit endures, our printing technique ensures that the design remains bold and captivating, wash after wash. The playful defiance and humor it brings are here to stay.

The Perfect Gift: Looking for a gift that's as amusing as it is unforgettable? The 'Vegetarian' T-shirt is a fantastic choice for friends who appreciate a fresh perspective and enjoy sharing a laugh.

RoadKill T-Shirts believes in infusing life with laughter and originality, and the 'Vegetarian' T-shirt captures that essence perfectly. Wear it proudly and redefine dietary choices with humor, because sometimes a well-timed twist is the secret ingredient to a great conversation.

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.