Don't Tell Me What to Do Unless You're Naked T-Shirt

Don't Tell Me What to Do Unless You're Naked T-Shirt

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Don't Tell Me What to Do Unless You're Naked T-Shirt

Don't Tell Me What to Do Unless You're Naked T-Shirt

Roadkill T-Shirts™

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SKU:PS_1801_TELL_NAKED

Product Description

The Don't Tell Me What To Do Unless You're Naked t-shirt is for the unapologetic, the flirty, and the funny ones who say what everyone’s thinking—but hotter. It’s perfect for stirring the pot on date night, turning heads at a house party, making your gym crush laugh mid-rep, or casually disrupting the peace while shopping at Target. Equal parts relationship chaos and unfiltered honesty, this cool t-shirt lets the world know you take orders under very specific conditions.

Printed on durable, soft cotton and made with high-quality ink, the Don't Tell Me What To Do Unless You're Naked tee doesn’t shrink, fade, or lose its sarcasm—no matter how many times you wear it or how much drama it stirs. Built in the USA, this shirt is made to last longer than your ex’s “I’ve changed” phase.

RoadkillTshirts.com has been crafting brutally honest funny t-shirts since 2004, delivering truth bombs one cotton thread at a time. Want more laugh-out-loud gear? Explore favorites like Relationships, Drinking, Puns, College, Valentine’s Day, Adulting, Camping, Condescending, Good Vibes, and Music. Shopping for a spicy friend or a partner with a bold sense of humor? Gift certificates are emailed instantly—no pants required. The Don't Tell Me What To Do Unless You're Naked t-shirt isn’t just a cool t-shirt, it’s a warning label you wear proudly.

Fabric and Materials

Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.

Care Instructions

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

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Quality That Speaks for Itself

At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.

Funny Shirts, Serious Value

We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.

The Gift That Gets a Laugh

Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.

  • ❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill

    We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.

  • 🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)

    We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).