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Welcome to our website, where we proudly present our hilarious "If I Sit In Rice Will It Fix Me" Shirt! If you have a knack for quirky humor and enjoy witty wordplay, this shirt is the perfect addition to your collection.

Designed with both comfort and style in mind, our Funny T-Shirt features a clever message that pokes fun at the idea of using rice as a remedy. The phrase "If I Sit In Rice Will It Fix Me" playfully suggests an unconventional solution to life's problems. It's a light-hearted and humorous way to approach the unexpected challenges we encounter.

Our Funny T-Shirt offers a comfortable fit and is crafted from high-quality materials for long-lasting wear. The eye-catching design and attention to detail make this shirt a conversation starter and a statement piece.

At our online store, we take pride in offering a wide range of Funny T-Shirts that celebrate wit and individuality. The "If I Sit In Rice Will It Fix Me" Shirt is just one example of our captivating designs. Whether you're looking to brighten someone's day or express your own unique sense of humor, this shirt is sure to do the trick.

Browse our extensive collection of Funny T-Shirts today and discover the perfect addition to your wardrobe. From witty one-liners to clever graphics, we have something to suit every style and personality.

Shop now and bring a smile to people's faces with our exceptional Funny T-Shirts! Embrace the humor, showcase your unique sense of style, and make a lasting impression with our "If I Sit In Rice Will It Fix Me" Shirt and other entertaining designs.

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.