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Product Description: "If I Have to Open a Box and Add Water, It's Homemade" Funny T-Shirt

Embrace your humor and culinary prowess with our witty "If I Have to Open a Box and Add Water, It's Homemade" T-shirt, exclusively available at RoadKill T Shirts!

A Clever Twist on Homemade: This ingenious tee playfully challenges the traditional notion of "homemade" and celebrates the art of effortless cooking. It's a delightful nod to those who know how to whip up a quick and tasty meal with a touch of humor.

Premium Comfort, Superior Quality: Our T-shirt offers more than just a funny phrase; it ensures exceptional comfort too. Crafted from high-quality, soft fabric, it guarantees a relaxed fit, making it your go-to choice for expressing your culinary wit in style.

A Conversation Starter at Mealtime: Be prepared for laughs and nods of agreement. This "If I Have to Open a Box and Add Water, It's Homemade" T-shirt sparks light-hearted conversations about modern cooking shortcuts and the joy of creating scrumptious dishes with ease.

The Perfect Gift for Foodies and Cooks: Looking for a gift that combines humor and culinary appreciation? Look no further! This tee is an excellent choice for birthdays, housewarmings, or any occasion where a dash of humor adds flavor to the celebration.

RoadKill T Shirts: Where Humor Meets Fashion: At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in the power of humor to spice up everyday life. Our collection of funny tees, including the "If I Have to Open a Box and Add Water, It's Homemade" design, adds a playful touch to your wardrobe.

Join the RoadKill T Shirts Community: By wearing this T-shirt, you become part of a vibrant community that appreciates the joy of humor and good food. Connect with others who embrace the ease and delight of modern cooking.

Celebrate the Joy of Convenience: Our "If I Have to Open a Box and Add Water, It's Homemade" T-shirt celebrates the joy of convenience in the kitchen and the little shortcuts that make cooking a delightful experience.

Wear Your Culinary Wit Proudly: Ready to showcase your culinary wit and flair? Add the "If I Have to Open a Box and Add Water, It's Homemade" T-shirt to your cart now and let your shirt be a playful statement at RoadKill T Shirts!

Embrace the humor of modern cooking and celebrate culinary shortcuts with our "If I Have to Open a Box and Add Water, It's Homemade" T-shirt. Order yours today and add a dash of laughter to every meal at RoadKill T Shirts!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.