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[Meta Description] Discover the wit and wisdom of life with our "Money may not buy happiness" T-shirt collection at RoadKill T Shirts! Embrace the humorous truth behind this saying and wear it with a smile. These quirky tees are the perfect way to share a laugh and show off your unique style. Shop now and spread the joy!

[Product Description] At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in celebrating life's little truths with a touch of humor. Introducing our "Money may not buy happiness" T-shirt collection, where wit and wisdom come together to create tees that resonate with anyone who appreciates a good laugh.

The saying "money may not buy happiness" is a timeless reminder that true happiness comes from the simple joys and experiences life has to offer. These tees playfully embrace this idea and invite you to celebrate the beauty of life beyond material possessions.

Crafted with care and attention to detail, our "Money may not buy happiness" T-shirts offer a comfortable and stylish fit that you'll love to wear. Whether you're relaxing with friends, hitting the town, or simply going about your day, these tees add a dose of humor and charm to any occasion.

But these shirts are more than just funny sayings; they're a statement of your unique outlook on life. It's a reminder to cherish the moments that truly matter, such as spending time with loved ones, pursuing passions, and finding joy in the simplest of things.

Our "Money may not buy happiness" T-shirt collection is designed to spark smiles and create connections. Embrace the opportunity to share some light-heartedness and bond with others who appreciate life's quirks and wonders.

So, whether you want to express your philosophy on happiness or share a meaningful gift with someone special, these shirts are the ideal choice. Join us in celebrating the humor and wisdom of life's truths, and let the world know that happiness is found in the journey, not the destination.

[Call-to-Action] Ready to embrace life's little truths with humor? Don't miss out on our "Money may not buy happiness" T-shirt collection, available exclusively at RoadKill T Shirts. Shop now and spread the laughter with these quirky tees. Show the world that happiness is about the moments that make your heart smile. Order today and wear your wisdom with pride!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.