I Am Not Here To Judge

Welcome to our collection of funny and sarcastic t-shirts, where we proudly present the "My Opinion Offended You Hear What I Keep To Myself" Shirt! If you appreciate a touch of biting humor and enjoy expressing your unfiltered thoughts with a hint of sarcasm, this shirt is perfect for you.

With the phrase "My Opinion Offended You Hear What I Keep To Myself" proudly displayed on the front, this shirt serves as a witty reminder that not everyone is ready for your honest and unapologetic perspective. It's a clever way to showcase your independent thinking and add a dose of humor to everyday interactions.

Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, our funny and sarcastic t-shirt combines comfort and style. Made from high-quality materials, it offers a soft and comfortable feel for all-day wear. Whether you're running errands, meeting friends, or engaging in social gatherings, this shirt is designed to keep you feeling confident and comfortable while making a bold statement.

Our sarcastic t-shirts are the perfect choice for those who appreciate irony and enjoy pushing the boundaries of traditional humor. This shirt also makes a fantastic gift for friends or family members with a similar sarcastic streak. It's a conversation starter that is sure to elicit laughs and knowing nods from like-minded individuals.

Available in various sizes, our "My Opinion Offended You Hear What I Keep To Myself" Shirt caters to different body types and personal styles. Pair it with your favorite jeans, shorts, or leggings for a casual and effortlessly cool look that will leave a lasting impression.

Don't miss the opportunity to add this clever and sarcastic shirt to your collection of funny and sarcastic t-shirts. Get your "My Opinion Offended You Hear What I Keep To Myself" Shirt today and let your unique sense of humor shine!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.