I Am Older Than The Internet
Roadkill T-Shirts™
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SKU:PS_2858_OLDER_INTERNET
Fabric and Materials
Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
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About T-Shirt Design
Introducing the "We Are Born Naked, Wet And Hungry. Then Things Get Worse" Shirt, a humorous and witty addition to your wardrobe that captures the essence of life's ups and downs with a dash of laughter. Our collection of funny T-shirts is designed to bring a smile to your face and showcase your unique sense of humor, and this shirt is a perfect embodiment of that spirit.
With its clever and thought-provoking slogan, "We Are Born Naked, Wet And Hungry. Then Things Get Worse," this shirt encapsulates the ironic journey we all experience in life. The "We Are Born Naked, Wet And Hungry. Then Things Get Worse" Shirt falls into the category of funny T-shirts that embrace the quirks and unpredictability of life. It's a statement piece that lets you showcase your wit and perspective on the human experience.
Embrace the rollercoaster of life with this exceptional shirt. Wear it proudly as a reminder to find humor in the twists and turns, and let the "We Are Born Naked, Wet And Hungry. Then Things Get Worse" Shirt become your go-to choice for adding a touch of laughter and perspective to your style.
Let customers speak for us
Outstanding shirts! Love the sense of humor! Great quality!
The shirt arrived quickly and looks great.
Great printing and the shirt so comfortable
I use it as my gym shirt
They called me shirts keep up the good book
Everyone who knows my brother agrees with this T-shirt.
Great fit, really happy
The shirts that I ordered are great. They were shipped in a timely manner.
I live in a tourist town, perfect for the town.
I had ordered quite a few shirts. One shirt was quantity of 2, same shirt. Only one arrived. Called customer service. It was handled right away and the second shirt arrived quickly. I also love the quality of the shirts and the myriad of styles/sayings to choose from.
Love it like the other 8 t-Shirts I purchased. Thanks RoadKill :)
This shirt describes my life to perfection.
I bought one years ago and wore it out they are perfect
all good -- great quality
As always, the shirt is a top quality Gildan T, with bright colors and clear printing, exactly as I ordered. Roadkill T-shirts are almost ALL I ever wear!
