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Product Description: Living The Dream One Nightmare At A Time Funny T-Shirt Collection

Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, your destination for hilarious and relatable apparel! Introducing our "Living The Dream One Nightmare At A Time" T-Shirt Collection, a clever and humorous line-up that humorously captures the reality of life. Embrace the fun and showcase your wit with these amusing tees that add a touch of humor to your everyday style.

Product Name: "Living The Dream One Nightmare At A Time" Tee

Description: Get ready to share a light-hearted and relatable message with our "Living The Dream One Nightmare At A Time" T-Shirt Collection. These tees humorously remind us that life is a rollercoaster of ups and downs, and we're living our dreams one amusing nightmare at a time. Wear them with a smile and share a good laugh as you become the center of attention with these uniquely designed and eye-catching shirts.

Design: Our "Living The Dream One Nightmare At A Time" Collection features creative designs that cleverly capture the essence of life's twists and turns with humor. With witty phrases and amusing graphics, these tees add a touch of lightheartedness and playfulness to your everyday style. Embrace the humor and share the joy of witty insights with those who appreciate clever and amusing apparel.

Comfort and Quality: At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe that humor should never compromise comfort. Our "Living The Dream One Nightmare At A Time" tees are made from premium-quality, soft cotton fabric, ensuring a cozy fit that keeps you comfortable while embracing the humor. With their durable construction, these shirts are designed to stand the test of time while reflecting your love for witty and relatable apparel.

Perfect Gift for the Realists: Looking for a delightful and witty gift for your friends or family? Look no further! Our "Living The Dream One Nightmare At A Time" T-Shirt Collection is the ultimate choice. Share the joy of humor and relatability and make any day more entertaining and enjoyable.

Versatile Style: Our "Living The Dream One Nightmare At A Time" tees are more than just funny shirts; they are a celebration of the twists and turns that life throws our way. Pair them with jeans, shorts, or skirts for a witty and cheerful look that's perfect for any occasion. These tees add a touch of humor and lightheartedness to your everyday style.

Embrace the Reality with Humor: Embrace the fun and showcase your wit with our "Living The Dream One Nightmare At A Time" T-Shirt Collection. Wear these tees with a smile and let the world know that you're navigating life's adventures with a dash of humor.

At RoadKill T Shirts, we blend humor, creativity, and relatability to create products that resonate with your humorous spirit. Celebrate the joy of embracing life's ups and downs with our "Living The Dream One Nightmare At A Time" T-Shirt Collection. Click 'Add to Cart' now and wear a piece of wit and playful wisdom with pride!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.