RoadKill T Shirts™

I Dare Someone To Kidnap Me As Soon As The Meds Wear Off They Will Pay Me To LEave

Sku: PS_0411W_DARE_KIDNAP

Roadkilltshirts has all the funny t shirts that are awesome for those who are looking for novelty T shirts to wear. If love to wear a graphic tees with a funny quote or a witty comment, then these funny T shirts are perfect for you!

The best comical graphic tees for women can be a tough at times because some tshirt for sale online stores only sell funny mens shirts. Here at Roadkill T Shirts, Our shirts come in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL. Heavy Duty, Talls, Hoodies, super soft and more. Youth, Adult, Tall, and Ladies sizes as well!

  • Great Feel: These soft and comfortable shirts are amazing and will outlast your humor.  They feel great against your skin.
  • Choices, Choices Choices: Hoodies, Talls, Soft, Heavy Duty, Kids and more.   There are Youth Adult, Tall, Heavy Duty and Womens shirts all at your finger tips.
  • Great Quality: Road Kill T shirts are made to last Additionally, these T shirts are always pre shrunk, great fitting and are perfect for any occasion 
  • Great Funny Gift: Awesome for Christmas, St Patrick’s Day, Halloween, White Elephant Gifts, Father’s Day, a Gift For Grandpa and any child.  
  • Very Funny Shirts: Roadkill T Shirts have been selling t shirts online since 2005.   Over 1000 design choices and thousands of options. 
USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes a 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.
UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approx days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.