I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid T-Shirt
Roadkill T-Shirts™
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SKU:PS_3108_CANDY_VAN
Fabric and Materials
Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
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About T-Shirt Design
The "I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid" t-shirt brings together sarcastic humor and bold wit, making it a perfect statement piece for those who love to showcase their funny side. Referencing a twisted take on strangers offering candy to lure kids to a van, this design is a humorous reminder that sometimes, caution is key. Whether you're rocking this shirt at a party or just hanging out with friends, the clever message ensures you'll be the center of attention. This is ideal for anyone who enjoys dark humor with a touch of sass, making it a great conversation starter.
Not only does this shirt deliver on humor, but it also promises long-lasting comfort and durability. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this t-shirt offers an easygoing fit that will keep you feeling comfortable all day. The high-quality fabric ensures it withstands regular wear and washes, while the bold, vibrant print maintains its charm for the long haul. The "I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid" shirt makes an excellent gift for those with a great sense of humor or anyone who loves quirky, fun designs. Perfect for casual outings, holiday parties, or as a unique gift idea.
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Let customers speak for us
I live in a tourist town, perfect for the town.
I had ordered quite a few shirts. One shirt was quantity of 2, same shirt. Only one arrived. Called customer service. It was handled right away and the second shirt arrived quickly. I also love the quality of the shirts and the myriad of styles/sayings to choose from.
Love it like the other 8 t-Shirts I purchased. Thanks RoadKill :)
This shirt describes my life to perfection.
I bought one years ago and wore it out they are perfect
all good -- great quality
As always, the shirt is a top quality Gildan T, with bright colors and clear printing, exactly as I ordered. Roadkill T-shirts are almost ALL I ever wear!
love it we own a aquarium store and it’s perfect for in store
would love to get some with our store name and phone number on it
I appreciate your working with me when I originally tried to buy several shirts, and you had to fix the GUI to make sure I got the sale price.
Great quality, great selection. Shirts arrived in a timely manner. Fit is spot on. Will DEFINITELY buy more in the future and refer others to you. Keep up the good work! Cannot wait to see what new designs you come up with? If you are hiring, please let me know!
great shirts at fair prices
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great shirts and if you have a problem, they quick to make it right. highly recommend
Funny.