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Product Title: Party Like A Patriot Funny T-Shirt

Product Description:

Celebrate your love for your country with a twist of humor and style with our Party Like A Patriot Funny T-Shirt! This patriotic-themed tee is perfect for showing off your national pride while bringing joy and laughter to any gathering.

Key Features:

• Premium Comfort: Crafted from the finest quality cotton, our t-shirt offers a soft and comfortable fit, making it a joy to wear on any occasion.
• Patriotic Design: The front of the t-shirt proudly displays the phrase "Party Like A Patriot" in bold, eye-catching letters, surrounded by playful patriotic symbols that will spark conversations and smiles.
• Unisex Fit: Designed for everyone, our unisex fit ensures that this shirt is suitable for both men and women, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.

Show off your patriotic spirit with our Party Like A Patriot Funny T-Shirt. Whether it's a Fourth of July BBQ, a patriotic-themed party, or simply a day to celebrate your country's heritage, this shirt is the perfect choice to join in on the festivities.

The Perfect Gift: Looking for a fun and memorable gift for a friend, family member, or co-worker who loves their country and has a great sense of humor? Look no further! Our Party Like A Patriot Funny T-Shirt makes for an excellent present, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion that calls for a patriotic celebration.

Durable and Vibrant: We take pride in delivering top-quality products that stand the test of time. The durable print ensures that the design remains vibrant, wash after wash, so you can continue to party like a patriot for years to come.

Variety of Sizes: To ensure the perfect fit, our Party Like A Patriot Funny T-Shirt is available in a range of sizes, from Small to XXL. Consult our size chart for accurate measurements.

Join the RoadKill T-Shirts community and let your patriotism shine with our Party Like A Patriot Funny T-Shirt. Order now and enjoy fast shipping and excellent customer service.

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At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.