I Know I'm Not Perfect But I'm So Close It's Scary - Womens
I Know I'm Not Perfect But I'm So Close It's Scary - Womens
I Know I'm Not Perfect But I'm So Close It's Scary - Womens
I Know I'm Not Perfect But I'm So Close It's Scary - Womens
Roadkill T-Shirts™
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Fabric and Materials
Fabric and Materials
Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
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About T-Shirt Design
Introducing our hilarious "I Know I'm Not Perfect But I'm So Close It's Scary" T-shirt from RoadkillTshirts.com! Embrace your imperfectly perfect self with this witty and relatable design. Crafted with utmost care, this T-shirt guarantees comfort and durability, making it a must-have addition to your wardrobe.
Made from premium quality materials, our T-shirt ensures a soft and cozy feel against your skin. The vibrant and long-lasting print showcases the catchy phrase, "I Know I'm Not Perfect But I'm So Close It's Scary," adding a touch of humor to your everyday style. Whether you're heading out for a casual hangout or simply lounging at home, this T-shirt effortlessly combines comfort and style.
Available in a range of sizes, this T-shirt caters to all body types, ensuring a perfect fit for everyone. Its versatile design makes it an ideal choice for any occasion, be it a fun-filled gathering or a relaxed day out. Pair it with your favorite jeans or shorts, and you're ready to rock a unique and amusing look that will surely turn heads.
Not only does this T-shirt make a great addition to your own collection, but it also serves as a fantastic gift for your friends and loved ones. Spread laughter and joy with this witty design that resonates with anyone who embraces their quirks and imperfections.
At RoadkillTshirts.com, we take pride in delivering top-notch products that exceed your expectations. With our "I Know I'm Not Perfect But I'm So Close It's Scary" T-shirt, you can showcase your sense of humor and individuality effortlessly. So why wait? Grab yours today and let the world know that being close to perfection can be hilariously scary!
Let customers speak for us
High quality and comfortable materials, the shirt fits great. I love that they come in tall sizes for those of us who don’t like shirts shrinking after a wash
As always, the t-shirt met my expectations and looks great!
Good quality, great fit!
I love all of the t-shirts I have purchased from
Roadkill.
Nice shirt
I love all of your t-shirts. I like to bring a smile
to people’s faces, and your t-shirts do the trick. I have more than 100 shirts I have bought over the years from you guys.
An awesome shirt.
Great material, fits right!!
This is the fourth time I have purchased tee shirts from Road Kill Tee Shirts and have been very happy with our dealings, Well packed and tracking details so I tracked my parcel from USA to Willaston South Australia, No worries at all !
Perfect for the 4th of July to celebrate our countries 250th bday!!
Quality That Speaks for Itself
At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.
Funny Shirts, Serious Value
We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.
The Gift That Gets a Laugh
Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.
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❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill
We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.
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🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)
We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).