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Title: Embrace the Undead Humor with our "Only Zombies Like Women For Their Brains" Funny T-Shirt Collection - Only at RoadKill T Shirts!

Product Description:

Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, your destination for humor-infused apparel! Introducing our latest and most hilariously spooky creation - the "Only Zombies Like Women For Their Brains" Funny T-Shirt Collection. Get ready to add a dash of undead humor to your wardrobe with these cleverly designed tees.

Key Features:

• Premium Quality: Our T-shirts are meticulously crafted using top-grade materials, ensuring superior comfort and a perfect fit. Wear them with a smile and experience the joy of humor in ultimate comfort.
• Spooktacular Designs: Our creative team has crafted designs that hilariously depict the undead's unique preference, with witty quotes and clever illustrations. Each tee is a masterpiece of comedic brilliance, perfect for adding a touch of fun to any occasion.
• Versatile and Playful: The "Only Zombies Like Women For Their Brains" Funny T-Shirt Collection effortlessly blends humor and style. Wear these tees to celebrate the spookier side of life, or simply to enjoy the playful twist on zombie folklore.

Embrace the Undead Laughter: With our "Only Zombies Like Women For Their Brains" Funny T-Shirt Collection, you'll be part of the spookiest joke around town. These tees aren't just clothing; they're an invitation to embrace the humor of undead fascination and share laughs with friends.

Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts? At RoadKill T Shirts, laughter is our calling. Here's why we're the perfect choice for your undead-themed tees:

• Playful Creations: Our designs are born from a passion for humor and originality, making each tee a unique expression of undead fun.
• Unbeatable Comfort: We believe that humor should come with comfort. Our tees provide the perfect blend of style and coziness.
• Customer Happiness: Your satisfaction is our priority. Our friendly support team is here to ensure your shopping experience is delightful.

Enjoy the Undead Humor: The "Only Zombies Like Women For Their Brains" Funny T-Shirt Collection is more than just a line of clothing; it's a celebration of embracing the spookier side of humor and sharing smiles with fellow undead enthusiasts.

Please Note: Our "Only Zombies Like Women For Their Brains" Funny T-Shirt Collection is all about lighthearted undead humor. It's a playful twist on zombie folklore and should be enjoyed with a smile.

Experience the Merriment at RoadKill T Shirts: Are you ready to embrace the undead laughter and add a dash of humor to your wardrobe? Don't miss out on our "Only Zombies Like Women For Their Brains" Funny T-Shirt Collection, available exclusively at RoadKill T Shirts.

Life's spookier with laughter and playful twists. Shop now and let the undead humor unfold!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.