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Title: Celebrate Unity with our "One Nation Under God" Funny T-Shirt Collection - Only at RoadKill T Shirts!

Product Description:

Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, your destination for humor-infused apparel! Introducing our latest and most patriotic creation - the "One Nation Under God" Funny T-Shirt Collection. Get ready to embrace the spirit of unity and showcase your love for your nation with these inspiring tees.

Key Features:

• Premium Quality: Our T-shirts are meticulously crafted using top-grade materials, ensuring superior comfort and a perfect fit. Wear them with pride and experience the joy of patriotism in ultimate comfort.
• Patriotic Designs: Our creative team has crafted designs that proudly celebrate the unity of our nation, with powerful quotes and captivating illustrations. Each tee is a masterpiece of patriotic brilliance, perfect for adding a touch of pride to any occasion.
• Versatile and Meaningful: The "One Nation Under God" Funny T-Shirt Collection effortlessly blends humor and patriotism. Wear these tees to celebrate national holidays, show your love for your country, or simply share your patriotic spirit.

Unite in Pride: With our "One Nation Under God" Funny T-Shirt Collection, you'll find yourself united with fellow patriots and embracing the strength of our nation. These tees aren't just clothing; they're a symbol of our shared values and the bond that ties us together.

Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts? At RoadKill T Shirts, we take pride in promoting unity through humor. Here's why we're the perfect choice for your patriotic tees:

• Meaningful Creations: Our designs are born from a passion for patriotism and humor, making each tee a unique expression of national pride.
• Unbeatable Comfort: We believe that celebrating our nation should come with comfort. Our tees provide the perfect blend of style and coziness.
• Customer Happiness: Your satisfaction is our priority. Our friendly support team is here to ensure your shopping experience is delightful.

Celebrate the Spirit of Unity: The "One Nation Under God" Funny T-Shirt Collection is more than just a line of clothing; it's a celebration of the strength and unity that comes with being part of our great nation.

Please Note: Our "One Nation Under God" Funny T-Shirt Collection is all about embracing patriotism and celebrating the bond that unites us. Let's cherish the values and freedoms we hold dear.

Experience the Pride at RoadKill T Shirts: Are you ready to celebrate unity and add a dash of humor to your patriotic wardrobe? Don't miss out on our "One Nation Under God" Funny T-Shirt Collection, available exclusively at RoadKill T Shirts.

Proudly wear your patriotism and share the love for our nation. Shop now and let the unity shine!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.